Wednesday night brought a tweet suggesting that Priebus was responsible for “the leak of my financial info which is a felony.” Turns out the financial information was public record. Then there were the photos: The Mooch giving a thumb’s up on Air Force One (en route to Youngstown, Ohio, where Trump would muse about his place on Mount Rushmore), and the Mooch with thumbs in his belt loops, facing off against Priebus in the Oval Office.
Nothing’s gonna stop us, nothing’s gonna stop us now. - Ernest Hemingway. Think of me, babe, whenever. - Jesus Christ. Na na na na na na na nana Na na na na nana Gettin jiggy wit it - Nelson Mandela. “I’m deleting old tweets.” And so, in the name of transparency, he tried to erase a past in which he thought well of Hillary Clinton, Jeb Bush, gun control, abortion rights, Islam and climate-change science.īut the Mooch let stand one of his best tweets: his false claim that Mark Twain had uttered the “dance like no one is watching” quotation, which actually had its origins in 1980s pop music. So devoted was the Mooch to his patron that he tried, with all the subtlety of the Soviets, to airbrush his previous criticism of Trump - whom he’d called a “hack” and a “bully” - and Trump’s beliefs. Scaramucci immediately gave a televised news conference, blowing a kiss to the cameras and planting many kisses on the “wonderful human being” who is Trump.
He just made everything wildly entertaining.Īs word leaked on July 21 that Scaramucci had been given the communications job, press secretary Sean Spicer quit. But the Mooch didn’t really change anything. The Mooch’s tenure was such a whirlwind that it’s tempting to describe them as Ten Days That Changed the World. All for President Trump, who thanked him by saying, “You’re fired.” Only hours after tweeting to the world: “No WH chaos!” He definitely surrendered his reputation and his dignity. As the Good Book says: What the Those can go themselves with a was a man more devoted to a cause than the Mooch was to the Donald. 15, so his tenure, technically, was minus 16 days. He wasn’t officially supposed to start until Aug. But Cain met the same fate Monday afternoon his buffoonery, self-aggrandizement and foul mouth caused him to be sacked after just 10 days on the job. Priebus’s Abel was indeed slain by Scaramucci’s Cain the chief was ousted Friday. Scaramucci’s retelling of Genesis had a twist: It was a murder-suicide. “That’s because we’re rough on each other. “I said we were brothers,” Scaramucci, the newly named White House communications director, said last week of his rivalry with Reince Priebus, the White House chief of staff.